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Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )

Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )

CD-ROM GIRLS

She is always faster and faster.

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EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

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HARD DISK GIRLS

She remembers everything, FOREVER

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INTERNET GIRLS

Difficult to access

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MULTIMEDIA GIRLS

She make horrible thing look beautiful

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SCREENSAVER GIRLS

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

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RAM GIRLS

She forget about you, the moment turn her off

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WINDOW GIRLS

Everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.

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VIRUS GIRLS

Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall
her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will
lose everything.. .

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SERVER GIRLS

Always busy when you need her.

The Stages Of Pregnancy - An Amazing Journey

Good information on pregnancy.

The nine months of pregnancy are a miraculous event. During this relatively short time, your baby goes from a fertilized egg to a fully formed newborn. The changes that take place over these nine months are astounding. By the end of the first month, the tiny heart has formed and is beating. The major organs and systems of the body have developed by the end of the first trimester.

This is a critical time in your baby’s development. It’s important that you take good care of yourself during this time. Eat nutritious foods and drink plenty of fluids. Take any vitamins or extra iron recommended by your health care provider. Avoid any substances which can harm the baby. These include smoke, alcohol and drugs. Don’t take any medication without your doctor’s approval.

The baby continues to change rapidly during the second trimester. You will get to hear his heartbeat and see him on the ultrasound. By this time, the gender can be seen clearly in many cases. Your baby is a fully formed little one at the end of this trimester. The lungs are the last organ to develop enough to sustain life outside the womb. During the third trimester, the lungs finish developing. Your baby puts on weight and body fat steadily through this trimester.

Your body will go through many changes over the course of your pregnancy as well. In the early months, you may experience discomfort from morning sickness. This is a common symptom and is usually not serious. Learn some methods of dealing with this, such as getting up slowly in the morning, eating crackers before you get up or wearing wrist bands made for sea sickness. Preggie pops are lollipops that are sold to ease the symptoms of morning sickness.

The first trimester is a time of rapidly changing hormones in your body. This change causes fatigue in most women. Be sure to get enough rest. You will find you need more sleep than before you got pregnant. The best way to deal with fatigue is to get more sleep. Go to bed earlier at night. If possible, take a nap during the day.

Most women feel their best during the second trimester. Morning sickness has gotten better for the majority of pregnant mothers. The fatigue you felt in the first trimester has improved as well. Pregnant women report feeling more energy and you will begin to feel pregnant. Some couples take a final vacation as a couple during this trimester. By the third trimester, you will be uncomfortable and won’t want to travel. As you get farther into the third trimester, travel will be restricted.

The third trimester brings more discomfort. The baby is putting on weight at a rapid rate. Toward the end of this trimester, the baby is gaining a half a pound in body weight every week. This increased weight leads to several discomforts. The baby is pushing up on your stomach and lungs. This makes breathing difficult and you may be short of breath. The pressure of the baby on the stomach causes heartburn and indigestion.

The uterus is getting very crowded now and your baby is also pushing down. This can cause a variety of problems such as hemorrhoids, constipation and the need to urinate frequently. You may feel pressure low in the abdomen as the baby moves down into position for birth. When this happens, you will find that the shortness of breath improves. This is called lightening, but don’t count on going into labor right away. This can happen weeks before the baby arrives.

At the end of the third trimester, it’s time for the big day. You will finally get to meet your new baby. As the day approaches, you will feel excited. It’s normal to feel anxious and nervous as well. Continue to read, practice breathing exercises and prepare for the delivery. Soon you will be holding your precious bundle and the discomforts of the past nine months will be a memory.

Wedding Favors - Ideas To Keep The Cost Down

I like the idea of creating your own wedding favors from the author. Not only will it be an unique wedding favor, it will also be very meaningful for the guests who attended your wedding.

Wedding favors are small gifts that the bride and groom give to thank their guests for attending their special day. This token of appreciation also provides everyone with a memento of your wedding day.

The hardest part is deciding what type of wedding favor to give your guests, as there are thousands of options to choose from.

So consider the rest of your wedding preparations. You might be able to find a small gift that reflects the general theme of your wedding. In Scotland, many people continue the cultural theme and give minature bottles of whisky decorated with tartan ribbon to their guests.

And if you're on a tight budget, but still want to give your guests something special to remember the day, here are a few things to consider.

1) Set A Budget

The first thing to do is to sit down with your partner and work out how much you have to spend on wedding favors. Once you've got a figure to work with it will help to narrow down your options and prevent you from overspending.

Wedding favors don't have to be overly lavish, it's the thought that counts.

Coasters are one of these gifts that everyone can make use of, but nobody ever thinks about buying. They represent an inexpensive gift that's both decorative and practical. Other popular gifts are candles, coffee/tea, or bath products such as soap.

Alternatively, your favors could relate to an interest that you or your partner have, such as wine tasting (a miniture bottle) or golf (a couple of golf tees tied with ribbon). In fact any little charm or trinket that has some relevance to your wedding could be considered a wedding favor. You're only limited by your imagination and budget.

2) Start Your Search Online

There are many different companies and shops that specialise in providing wedding accessories and favors. But one of the best options is to shop for your wedding favors online.

The internet makes it possible for you to search dozens of retailers from the comfort of your own home, instead of spending weeks trailing from store to store. In just a few hours it's possible to work out what's available and how much it will cost.

And due to their lower overheads, most internet retailers will be able to offer you a far better price than their high street counterparts. The vast majority of wedding favors only cost one of two dollars each, so it will certainly save you a lot of time, money and shoe leather.

3) Beware Of All The Tricks

If you decide to buy your favors from a store make sure that you ask to be shown items in your price range. Certain sales people will try to bump up the size of your order by showing you items of a slightly higher quality (and price) than you were looking for. Then, when they show you equivalent items from a cheaper range, the temptation is to go for the higher priced items, reasoning "it's only 50 cents extra per item!" This is one temptation that doesn't exist when you buy your favors online.

4) Consider Making Your Own Wedding Favors

For example, you could buy a collection of minature candles and bundle them together with various beads and ribbons. Alternatively, you could buy wax figures of the bride and groom and decorate them to match the character of you and your partner. The more work that you do, the less your wedding favors will cost.

5) Know How Many Favors You Need

Before you buy your favors, find out exactly how many people are coming to your wedding, so that you don't buy more favors than necessary. Although it's always a good idea to have a couple spare incase of unexpected guests. And find out how many of your guests are couples. You could consider giving a slightly better favor to each couple instead of one per person. This will reduce the overall cost of your wedding favors.

If your wedding budget is more generous you could consider custom engraved wedding favors, silver plated gifts or even a small crystal ornament. Crystal favors are universally popular, provide a touch of class and will last your guests a lifetime.

Men are from Mars and women are from Venus

Men are from Mars and women are from Venus, however they meet on  Mother earth.....they  greet ....meet.... and fina;;y decide to live together....So ....guys!! its high time u shud tell the girl in ur life wot she means to you....read on guys!!

 

 

Making a woman feel like a woman and reassuring her that she`s your woman

are the most powerful ingredients in an incandescent love relationship.

Remember, there is extraordinary power in the spoken word. So if

you have a woman in your life that has changed your life, then start to

speak up!  

She usually isn`t fancy enough or pretty enough to turn our heads. She

might not have a 36-26-36 figure or possess a fancy pedigree or law degree.

She might not have a "body like Janet with a Halle Berry face". But as you

mature, you`ll realize it is better to find someone who loves you for you

than a body to impress your buddies.  

She won`t need you to prove your love constantly if you make her feel

secure from the start.  

A good woman is not the perfect face, body and certainly not to be compared

to other women you have known or would like to know. She is not perfect but

her love is perfect in its unconditional nature.  

She needs your kindness, gentleness, and support. She doesn`t need to feel

as if she is on display; only valued for her appearance or sexual prowess -

both of which must inevitably depreciate with time so that you can feel

justified in leaving her for a newer, better model.  

A good woman doesn`t neccesarily have to look like a model, cook like a

chef, love like a wildcat, or have the body of a 20 year old. She doesn`t

always agree with you and may push you as she pushes herself to do better

and be a better person. Don`t judge her by centerfold standards. No one

will be young and beautiful forever. Look within her to see her true value.

All women are not controlling, demanding, nags. We can appreciate a good

man  

 

 25 THINGS A MAN SHOULD BE SAYING TO A WOMAN

 

1) I love you

2) I just called to hear your voice.

3) Is there anything I can do to make things better?

4) You look nice today.

5) Did you lose some weight?

6) You complete me.

7) I missed you.

8) No matter what happens, we will get through this together.

9) Our kids just don`t know how lucky they are to have you as a mother.

10) Enjoy your night out with the girls.

11) I`m sorry.

12) You did a good job.

13) I need you.

14) If that`s what you really want to do, I`m behind you all the way.

15) I`m proud of you.

16) Let`s go out tonight.

17) God must have spent a little more time on you.

18) Whenever you`re frustrated, depressed, confused or feeling that the

whole world is closing in on you, remember that I`m here for you.

19) I`ll take the kids with me; you need a break.

20) You were right; I was wrong.

21) I trust you.

22) Did you make an appointment to get a mammogram and Pap smear?

23) I don`t care what anyone says; I know I couldn`t have done it without

       you.

24) Thank you for being the woman that you are

25) If they turned the clocks back, I`d marry you all over again.  

 

Your Little Baby Girl.

Issued in the interest of the Girl Child


Dear Mommy and Papa,

I am in Heaven now, sitting on God' lap. He loves me and cries with me; for my heart has been broken. I so wanted to be your little girl.

I don't quite understand what has happened. I was so excited when I began realizing my existence. I was in a dark, yet comfortable place.

I saw I had fingers and toes. I was pretty far along in my developing, yet not near ready to leave my surroundings. I spent most of my time thinking or sleeping.


Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between you and me. Sometimes I heard you crying and I cried with you. Sometimes you would yell or scream, then cry. I heard Daddy yelling back. I was sad, and hoped you would be better soon. I wondered why you cried so much.

One day you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I couldn't imagine why you were so unhappy. That same day, the most horrible thing happened. A very mean monster came into that warm, comfortable place I was in.


I was so scared, I began screaming, but you never once tried to help me. Maybe you never heard me. The monster got closer and closer as I was screaming and screaming, " Mommy, Mommy, help me please; Mommy, help me."


Complete terror is all I felt. I screamed and screamed until I thought I couldn't anymore.Then the monster started ripping my arm off. It hurt so bad; the pain I can never explain. Itdidn't stop. Oh, how I begged it to stop. I screamed in horror as it ripped my leg off.


Though I was in such complete pain, I was dying. I knew I would never see your face or hear you say how much you love me.


I wanted to make all your tears go away. I had so many plans to make you happy. Now I couldn't; all my dreams were shattered. Though I was in utter pain and horror, I felt the pain of my heart breaking, above all.


I wanted more than anything to be your daughter. No use now, for I was dying a painful death. I could only imagine the terrible things that they had done to you.


I wanted to tell you that I love you before I was gone, but I didn't know the words you could understand. And soon, I no longer had the breath to say them; I was dead.I felt myself rising.


I was being carried by a huge angel into a big beautiful place. I was still crying, but the physical pain was gone.


The angel took me to God and set me on His lap. He said He loved me, and He was my Father. Then I was happy. I asked Him what the thing was that killed me.


He answered, "Abortion. I am sorry, my child; for I know how it feels." I don't know what abortion is; I guess that's the name of the monster.


I'm writing to say that I love you and to tell you how much I wanted to be your little girl. I tried very hard to live. I wanted to live. I had the will, but I couldn't; the monster was too powerful. It sucked my arm and legs off and finally got all of me. It was impossible to live. I just wanted you to know I tried to stay with you. I didn't want to die.


Also, Mommy, please watch out for that abortion monster.


Mommy, I love you and I would hate for you to go through the kind of pain I did. Please be careful.


Love,

Your Baby Girl 

 

Frequent use of RTI Act by Government employees

The root cause of frequent use of RTI Act by Government servants to
resolve their grievances is two-fold. Firstly, there are serious
aberrations in the personnel policy and existing grievance redressal
mechanism is inadequate to satisfy the aggrieved employees.Secondly,
Government employees are aware of their rights under RTI Act and are
using this enactment to resolve their grievances.

Solution lies in asking public authorities to have required
transparency in their public records relating to
postings/promotions/annual confidential reports/vigilance
enquiries/punishments/etc. etc. Cases decided by CIC /SICs in favour
of Government employees may serve as a "bench-mark", to prescribe
what public records should be transparent and accessible to the
employees.


Section 4(2) of the RTI Act requires all public authorities to suo-
moto disclose information, to reduce the citizen's resort to RTI
Act. There should be clarity regarding transparency of public
records regarding personnel management, as a guideline to CPIO/SPIO/
First Appellate Authority/Public Authorities, so that CIC/SICs are
not burdened with disputes regarding transparency of such records.
DOPT may like to organise research on this subject, treating the
decided cases as "case laws", to lay down workable guideline to the
public authorities. This may reduce the undue burden on CIC/SICs,
from dissatisfied public servants.

Government and the public authorities have ignored their statutory
responsibility of educating the citizens regarding RTI Act.
Therefore citizens (other then Government employees) have not made
extensive use of RTI Act to resolve their problems in interface
with Government to the desired extent. The implementation of RTI Act
is at the initial stage. After the knowledge of RTI Act spreads,
beneficiaries of public expenditure in Public
Health/Education/Irrigation/Law and order/ civil
works/Agriculture/etc. would be able to question the efficacy,
efficiency and corrupt practises. Perhaps the Governments are going
very slow with "educational programs," to avoid public criticism of
deficiency in public administration systems, by the citizens.


Nine words women use...

1. Fine  : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 
 
2. Five Minutes  : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more 
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 
 

3. Nothing  : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,  
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing 
usually end in fine. 
 
4. Go Ahead  : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 


5. Loud Sigh  : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement 
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an  
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing 
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 

 

6. That's Okay  : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman 
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard  
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 


7. Thanks  : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say 
you're welcome.  
 
8. Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! 

 

9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning 
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but  
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's 
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

 

THE WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE

The woman in your life...very well expressed...

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your
Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as
much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook
food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,
and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother,
a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as
to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than  you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important,
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some
                       and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

But not many guys understand this......

Please appreciate "HER"

               
        I hope you will do.... 

Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month?

Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month?    

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Well, it is and that means you !!!

 

I'm supposed to send this to FIVE BEAUTIFULWOMEN,    and you are one of them !!!

Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn wrote    when asked to share her 'beauty tips.'

It was read at her funeral years later.

For attractive lips ,

speak words of kindness...

For lovely eyes ,

seek out the good in people.

For a slim figure ,

share your food
with the hungry.

For beautiful hair ,

let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day.

For poise ,

walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone...

People, even more than things, have to be restored,

renewed,   revived, reclaimed, and redeemed;

never throw out anyone.

  

Remember,
if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms.

  

 As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands;    one for helping yourself and the other for helping others.

If you share this with another woman,    something good will happen.
You will boost another woman's self esteem,
   and she will know that you care about her.

It's
BEAUTIFUL Women Month

TAG
YOU'RE IT!

Signs of a cheating girlfriend........

When you suspect that you are being cheated on by your girlfriend it is one of the worst feelings in the world. The thought that someone you love and trusted could be cheating on you can cause you to feel any number of emotions including anger, pain, sorrow, a sense of betrayal, distrust, and many other painful emotions. Even if you ask your girlfriend outright if she is cheating on you odds are she would lie about it anyway, so it can be frustrating stuck in limbo not knowing one way or the other. When people cheat there are some common signs that most of them show which can help you to decide whether or not they are being faithful. To help you analyze your situation here are some signs of a cheating girlfriend.

1.   She is Spending More Time Away from Home than Usual. One of the most common signs of a cheating girlfriend is that she may start spending more time away from home. It could be that she suddenly keeps getting called into work at odd hours, working late or that she often has to be away on business. Or, she may tell you about some really great new friends that she has made but that you have never met and keep going off to meet up with them without inviting you. Anytime that your girlfriend starts spending significant amounts of time away from home and coming or going at odd hours compared to her usual schedule it can be a sign that she is cheating.

2.    She is Spending a lot of Money with Nothing to Show for it. Most of the time cheating takes money since people who cheat often meet up at places like restaurants or hotels. If you notice that your girlfriend seems to be broke all the time but hasn't bought anything new and hasn't had a change in her income level it could be a sign of cheating.

3.    She Starts Paying More Attention to Her Appearance. If your girlfriend suddenly starts taking more time with her hair and makeup and dressing up without a special occasion she could be trying to impress whomever she is cheating with. Pay special attention to her dress selection since most girls like to wear sexy dresses when they are with someone new.

4.    4. She Registers a New Email Address. Because email can be sent discreetly it is one of the most common ways for people who are cheating to stay in touch. Unlike talking on a phone where you could overhear her, she can send an email to another guy from a new email address and you would be none the wiser. Pay attention for her using a new email address, changing her password on her email or suddenly closing the window on her computer when you walk into the room.

5.    She Deletes Her Text Messages Right Away Text messages and cell phones are another common way for people to stay in touch with whomever they are cheating with. A sign that your girlfriend may be cheating is if she suddenly starts deleting her text messages and deleting the call log from her cell phone frequently...usually right after a text message comes in.

6.    She Loses Interest in Activities and Interests You Used to Enjoy Together If your girlfriend is cheating it may start to seem like she has lost all interest in you and in doing activities that you used to enjoy together. She may start canceling your usual movie night or not listening to you when you talk to her. She may not want to hear about your day or pay attention even if you have something important to say to her. It may seem like although she is there with you her brain is somewhere else.

7.    Your Mutual Friends Start Acting Weird You may notice one or two of your mutual friends start acting strangely when they are around you. Sometimes your friends will know that she is cheating and it can make for an uncomfortable situation for them. On one hand they are friends with her and don't want to betray her secret, but on the other hand they are friends with you and don't want to see you get hurt. You may even find that someone that used to be a great friend starts avoiding you completely because they don't want to get involved.

8.    There are the usual obvious physical signs of a cheating girlfriend that you should watch out for like coming home smelling like cologne, coming home with damp hair or with hair that smells like a different shampoo, or coming home with her inner’s buttons crooked.

9.    She Goes to the Bathroom Right When She Gets Home.

10.  Also keep an eye on her laundry habits. If she suddenly starts washing her clothing every single day it could be because she is trying to hide stains or smells from you that could give away her secret.http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/29.gif

 

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND LAW

What specific provisions of law deal with domestic violence?

In 1983, domestic violence was recognised as a specific criminal offence by the introduction of section 498-A into the Indian Penal Code. This section deals with cruelty by a husband or his family towards a married woman. Four types of cruelty are dealt with by this law:

·         conduct that is likely to drive a woman to suicide,

·         conduct which is likely to cause grave injury to the life, limb or health of the woman,

·         harassment with the purpose of forcing the woman or her relatives to give some property, or

·         harassment because the woman or her relatives is unable to yield to demands for more money or does not give some property.

The punishment is imprisonment for upto three years and a fine. The complaint against cruelty need not be lodged by the person herself. Any relative may also make the complaint on her behalf.

What are the forms of "cruelty" recognised by the Courts?

·         Persistent denial of food,

·         Insisting on perverse sexual conduct,

·         Constantly locking a woman out of the house,

·         Denying the woman access to children, thereby causing mental torture,

·         Physical violence,

·         Taunting, demoralising and putting down the woman with the intention of causing mental torture,

·         Confining the woman at home and not allowing her normal social intercourse,

·         Abusing children in their mother's presence with the intention of causing her mental torture,

·         Denying the paternity of the children with the intention of inflicing mental pain upon the mother, and

·         Threatening divorce unless dowry is given.

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·         What is a "matrimonial home"? What rights do women have in their matrimonial home?

The matrimonial home is the household a woman shares with her husband; whether it is rented, officially provided, or owned by the husband or his relatives. A woman has the right to remain in the matrimonial home along with her husband as long as she is married, though there is no definite law regarding this right. If a woman is being pressurised to leave the matrimonial home, she can ask the Court for an injunction or "restraining order" protecting her from being thrown out. This can usually be obtained quite easily. It is generally advisable not to leave the matrimonial home; it is easier to get a court order preventing a woman being thrown out than to get an order enforcing her right to return to it once she has left or been thrown out.

What is an 'Injunction' and how does it apply to domestic violence cases?

An injunction is a court order directing a person to do or not to do something. A woman has a lot of flexibility regarding what she can request the Court to order. For instance, if she is being stalked by somebody (including her husband), she can obtain injunctions against the person coming near her home or place of work, or even telephoning her.

What can be done in the case of dowry-related harassment or dowry death?

Section 498-A of the Indian Penal Code covers dowry-related harassment. As with other provisions of criminal law, a woman can use the threat of going to court to deter this kind of harassment. The Indian Penal Code also addresses dowry deaths in section 304-B. If a woman dies of "unnatural causes" within seven years of marriage and has been harassed for dowry before her death, the Courts will assume that it is a case of dowry death. The husband or in-laws will then have to prove that their harassment was not the cause of her death. A dowry death is punishable by imprisonment of at least seven years. When filing an FIR ( First Hand Report), in a case where a woman is suspected to have been murdered after a history of torture due to dowry demands, the complaint should be filed under section 304-B rather than under section 306, which deals with abetment to suicide. Section 306 should be invoked when a woman commits suicide because of dowry-related harassment.

 

Can you refuse to have sex with your husband? Is there a law on marital rape?

Since India does not have a law on marital rape, even if a woman's husband has sexual intercourse with her without her consent, he cannot be prosecuted for rape. However, excessive and unreasonable demands for sex, or demands for unnatural sex have been considered forms of cruelty and may entitle a woman to a divorce.

If a woman is judicially separated, her husband cannot have sexual intercourse with her without her consent. If he does, he can be prosecuted under section 376-A of the IPC. Note that consent under pressure ( e.g. because of threats to injure or to stop paying maintenance) is not considered valid.

 

What can a woman do to prevent domestic violence?

One option is to get the woman's husband to execute a "bond to keep peace", or a "bond of good behaviour" through the Executive, Magistrate who can order the husband to put a stop to domestic violence. The husband can also be asked to deposit securities ( i.e. money or property) that will be forfeited if he continues to act violently. ?

Distinction between Civil and Criminal Law

The distinction between civil and criminal law is a basic part of the Indian legal system. Civil laws deal with the rights and obligations of people and what is needed to protect them, while criminal law deals with offences and their punishment. In a criminal offence, the State takes upon itself the responsibility to investigate and collect evidence (through the police), to fight the case in court (through a public prosecutor) and enforce the punishment. Robbery, murder and kidnapping are examples of criminal offences. Criminal offences are dealt with by the Indian Penal Code (IPC).

The procedure by which a criminal trial is conducted is quite different from the processes involved in a civil trial. An important difference is that the "standard of proof" required in criminal cases is much higher than in civil cases. Since criminal law is centrally linked with issues of punishment, allegations and facts must be proved "beyond reasonable doubt", so that innocent people are not punished. In civil cases, the courts scrutinise the "balance of probabilities" before deciding in whose favour to make a judgement.

However, there are some situations in which both civil and criminal law apply. Inflicting physical violence on a wife or daughter-in-law as well as subjecting her to cruelty - physical, mental or emotional - in a marriage is not only a civil offence and provides ground for divorce (a "matrimonial offence"), but is also a criminal offence under the Indian Penal Code, for which a person can be imprisoned. The laws dealing with marital abuse have been made very stringent through amendments in the Indian Penal Code and the Evidence Act.

Note: In recent years, there have been lots of complaints and allegations regarding the abuse and misuse of these laws by unscrupulous families and the inability of genuine victims of violence to get redressal despite such strong laws in the woman's favour.

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Happy going marriage

THE SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:  "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you  crazy?" .
She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."

Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after. "

General Knowledge : Understand the Law

The Secret to a Lasting Marriage: Embrace Imperfection

When I was a little girl, my mom liked to make breakfast 
food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in 
particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work. 
 
On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage,
and extremely burned toast in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see
if anyone noticed! Yet, all my dad did was reached for his toast, smiled
at my mom, and asked me how my day was at school. 
 
I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember
watching him smear butter and jelly on that toast and eat every bite! When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for burning the toast. And I'll never forget what he said:


"Baby, I love burned toast." 
 
Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if
he really liked his toast burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said, 
"Debbie, your mommy put in a hard day at work today and she's real 
tired. And besides, a little burnt toast never hurt anyone!" 
 
In bed that night, I thought about that scene at dinner...and the 
kindness my daddy showed my mom. To this day, it's a cherished memory  from my childhood that I'll never forget. And it's one that came to mind just recently when Jack and I sat down to eat dinner. 
 
I had arrived home late...as usual...and decided we would have
breakfast food for dinner. Some things never change, I suppose! 
 
To my amazement, I found the ingredients I needed, and quickly began
to cook eggs, turkey sausage, and buttered toast. Thinking I had things 
under control, I glanced through the mail for the day. It was only a
few minutes later that I remembered that I had forgotten to take the toast out of the oven! 
 
Now, had it been any other day -- and had we had more than two pieces
of bread in the entire house -- I would have started all over. But it had 
been one of those days and I had just used up the last two pieces of 
bread. So burnt toast it was! 
 
As I set the plate down in front of Jack, I waited for a comment about 
the toast. But all I got was a "Thank you!" I watched as he ate bite
by bite, all the time waiting for some comment about the toast. But 
instead, all Jack said was, "Babe, this is great. Thanks for cooking 
tonight. I know you had a hard day." 
 
As I took a bite of my charred toast that night, I thought about my
mom and dad...how burnt toast hadn't been a deal-breaker for them. And I 
quietly thanked God for giving me a marriage where burnt toast wasn't
a deal-breaker either! 
 
You know, life is full of imperfect things...and imperfect people. I'm 
not the best housekeeper or cook. And you might be surprised to find
out that Jack isn't the perfect husband! He likes to play his music too 
loud, he will always find a way to avoid yard work, and he watches far 
too many sports. Believe it or not, watching " Golf Academy " is not my 
idea of a great night at home! 
 
But somehow in the past 37 years Jack and I have learned to accept the 
imperfections in each other. Over time, we have stopped trying to make  each other in our own mold and have learned to celebrate our 
differences. You might say that we've learned to love each other for
who we really are! 
 
For example, I like to take my time, I'm a perfectionist, and I'm 
even-tempered. I tend to work too much and sleep too little. Jack, on 
the other hand, is disciplined, studious, an early riser, and is a 
marketer's dream consumer. I count pennies and Jack could care less! 
Where he is strong, I am weak, and vice versa. 
 
And while you might say that Jack and I are opposites, we're also very 
much alike. I can look at him and tell you what he's thinking. I can 
predict his actions before he finalizes his plans. On the other hand,
he knows whether I'm troubled or not the moment I enter a room. 
 
We share the same goals. We love the same things. And we are still
best friends. We've traveled through many valleys and enjoyed many 
mountaintops. And yet, at the same time, Jack and I must work every 
minute of every day to make this thing called "marriage" work! 
 
What I've learned over the years is that learning to accept each
other's faults - and choosing to celebrate each other's differences - is the
one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting marriage relationship. 
 
And that's my prayer for you today. That you will learn to take the 
good, the bad, and the ugly parts of your married life and lay them at 
the feet of GOD. Because in the end, He's the only One who will be
able to give you a marriage where burnt toast isn't a deal-breaker! 
 
Have a great day! May God bless your marriage.

 

Now, The greats....you tell us, How for Marriage life could mould the human being ? . Most of the cases,misunderstand ing causes major pitfalls and the same time, communication between each other should be always open !!! Do await your valuable thoughts to share  

With that thought in the back of your mind, its
TIME TO GET THAT BUTT MOVIN'

Time to "seize the day......"

 

10 Tips for Approaching Women by David Wygant

A good article that I read today on how to approach women. Though some of you may say it's mere common sense, isn't it true that sometimes we may know what to do, but we do not do it. I agree with the article that sometimes when approaching woman, I tend to think too much as to what to say and what I should do. What about you? What are some ways you used to approach woman? The whole article is too long to post here, so if you want to read the full article, you can below the link below to read it.

What do you do when you see a woman you are attracted to? Do you run and hide? Do you use some canned line that you read on the Internet? Do you stand there in fear trying to think of the right thing to say? What is the right thing to do?

When approaching a woman, most guys make the mistake of thinking too much about what to say. They believe there's one magic line that will work in all situations. They rehearse this magic line, and when they deliver it, they hope the woman will become instantly attracted to them.

Unfortunately, rarely does this approach work — because most of what you say is irrelevant. To catch a woman's attention, it is all about the confidence you display when approaching her.

Here are 10 surefire ways to intrigue her every time:

1. Observe something. Make a comment about something you observe in the environment. This is especially effective at the grocery store. For example, if she is ordering a turkey sandwich, ask her if the turkey is good here. Make your comment immediate to the situation and it will seem perfectly natural. No matter where you are, there is always something interesting to comment on.


2. Smile. This shows her that you are friendly and confident. A genuine smile not only feels good to you, but will put her at ease while creating openness in the interaction — a requirement for building rapport.


3. Do not hesitate. If you hesitate in your approach, this tells her that you are not feeling confident — an immediate turn-off. When you see her, walk over to her within a short period of time (the three-second rule). Show her you are a man who knows what he wants and goes after it.

Continue to read it at: http://www.symphonyoflove.net/blog/?p=100

Issued in the interest of the Girl Child

Dear Mommy and Papa,


I am in Heaven now, sitting on God' lap. He loves me and cries with me; for my heart has been broken. I so wanted to be your little girl.


I don't quite understand what has happened. I was so excited when I began realizing my existence. I was in a dark, yet comfortable place.


I saw I had fingers and toes. I was pretty far along in my developing, yet not near ready to leave my surroundings. I spent most of my time thinking or sleeping.

Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between you and me. Sometimes I heard you crying and I cried with you. Sometimes you would yell or scream, then cry. I heard Daddy yelling back. I was sad, and hoped you would be better soon. I wondered why you cried so much.


One day you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I couldn't imagine why you were so unhappy. That same day, the most horrible thing happened. A very mean monster came into that warm, comfortable place I was in.

 
I was so scared, I began screaming, but you never once tried to help me. Maybe you never heard me. The monster got closer and closer as I was screaming and screaming, "
Mommy, Mommy, help me please; Mommy, help me."

 
Complete terror is all I felt. I screamed and screamed until I thought I couldn't anymore.Then the monster started ripping my arm off. It hurt so bad; the pain I can never explain. Itdidn't stop. Oh, how I begged it to stop. I screamed in horror as it ripped my leg off.

 
Though I was in such complete pain, I was dying. I knew I would never see your face or hear you say how much you love me.

 
I wanted to make all your tears go away. I had so many plans to make you happy. Now I couldn't; all my dreams were shattered. Though I was in utter pain and horror, I felt the pain of my heart breaking, above all.

 
I wanted more than anything to be your daughter. No use now, for I was dying a painful death. I could only imagine the terrible things that they had done to you.

 
I wanted to tell you that I love you before I was gone, but I didn't know the words you could understand. And soon, I no longer had the breath to say them; I was dead.I felt myself rising.

 
I was being carried by a huge angel into a big beautiful place. I was still crying, but the physical pain was gone.

 
The angel took me to God and set me on His lap. He said He loved me, and He was my Father. Then I was happy. I asked Him what the thing was that killed me.

 
He answered, "Abortion. I am sorry, my child; for I know how it feels."
I don't know what abortion is; I guess that's the name of the monster.

 
I'm writing to say that I love you and to tell you how much I wanted to be your little girl. I tried very hard to live. I wanted to live. I had the will, but I couldn't; the monster was too powerful. It sucked my arm and legs off and finally got all of me. It was impossible to live. I just wanted you to know I tried to stay with you. I didn't want to die.

 
Also, Mommy, please watch out for that abortion monster.

 
Mommy, I love you and I would hate for you to go through the kind of pain I did. Please be careful.

 
Love,

 Your Baby Girl

 

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