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This is Ultimate…I bet u can't stop laughing. These are
Girls profiles taken from shaadi.com These are actual ads on a matrimony
site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as
everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after
reading this mail...

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Hello To Viewers My Name is Saradha , I am single i dont have male,If any
one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalore .... if u like me u welcome
to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u
letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Saradha ~*~

(Truly yours)

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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~

I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love
to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself
a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ............hold my
hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER
OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY THEY ARE

1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing {laughing})

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom
and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be
called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)

Infact she doesn ?t know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP??

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the
patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering
from "Ok-syndrome" )

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother
sister completely married

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely' ?) ( Confused ????? )

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation! )

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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)

( Plz ? for gods sake ask somebody ?s help in framing sentence )

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i
divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the good
minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted ... (but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)

(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit s??????? Is there anything
like that.)

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service.

(Zebra..???) (Gosh!!!!!!! ! she knows her heart color)

 

his is Ultimate…I bet u can't stop laughing. These are
Girls profiles taken from shaadi.com These are actual ads on a matrimony
site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as
everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after
reading this mail....

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~
Hello To Viewers My Name is Saradha , I am single i dont have male,If any
one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalore .... if u like me u welcome
to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u
letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Saradha ~*~

(Truly yours)

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~

I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love
to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself
a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ............hold my
hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~
i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER
OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY THEY ARE

1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing {laughing})

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom
and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be
called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)

Infact she doesn ?t know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP??

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the
patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering
from "Ok-syndrome" )

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother
sister completely married

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely' ?) ( Confused ????? )

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation! )

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)

( Plz ? for gods sake ask somebody ?s help in framing sentence )

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i
divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the good
minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted ... (but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)

(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit s??????? Is there anything
like that.)

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service.

(Zebra..???) (Gosh!!!!!!! ! she knows her heart color)

 

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