Why do men die first?

Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of
explanation, first:

 If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the
 rat race ... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the
 housework ... you're a pansy. If you work too hard ... there's never
 any time for her. If you don't work enough ..... you're a
 good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay
 ... this is exploitation. If you have a  boring repetitive job with
 low pay ..... you should get off your lazy behind  and find something
 better. If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is  favoritism.
 If she gets a job ahead of you ..... it's equal opportunity.

 If you mention how nice she looks ... it's sexual harassment. If
 you keep  quiet ...... it's male indifference. If you cry ... you're a
 wimp. If you  don't ...... you're an insensitive bastard. If you make
 a decision without  consulting her ....... you're a chauvinist. If she
 makes a decision without  consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If
 you ask her to do something she  doesn't enjoy ... that's domination.
 If SHE asks you ... it's a favor. If  you appreciate the female form
 and frilly underwear ...... you're a pervert.  If you don't ... you're
 gay.

 If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ...
 you're sexist..  If you don't ... you're unromantic. If you try to
 keep yourself in shape  ...... you're vain. If you don't ... you're a
 slob. If you buy her flowers  ... you're after something. If you don't
you're not thoughtful. If  you're proud of your achievements ...
 you're full of yourself. If you don't  ... you're not ambitious. If
 she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have  a headache ...... you
 don't love her anymore. If you want it too often ....
 you're oversexed.. If you don't ... there must be someone else.


       So why do men die first?

       Because they want to!